Beautiful garbage, social commentary & mildly offensive humor.


This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here

(via gaymeofthrones)


"Hey remember that time youโ€ฆ"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

(via teradie)


The Apple Watch.

I’ll do anything to have you ๐Ÿ˜

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